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surfandwrite:

someguyontheinternets:

sweetjesuswhatanatheist:

anuminous:

surfandwrite

themanwhocantdie:

surfandwrite:

surfandwrite:

the-fault-in-our-youtubers:

surfandwrite:

surfandwrite:

So I was laying down in bed with an excruciating headache when my boyfriend offered to make me a sandwich and I was like yeah sure please and then for some reason he got distracted and started to talk about something else and my head was pounding so I said “Cool story, babe. Now go make me a sandwich.” and he just literally looked at me with his mouth open before he finally said “You win this time” and went out to the kitchen

At long last after years of hearing this annoying joke coming from men’s mouths and overpriced shirts I get to say it to a guy.

Here’s a photo of the lil bitch where he belongs.

He is going to kill me when he sees this already has like 40 freaking notes

let’s make this go viral

*whispers* what have I done….

I showed him the notes and he said “oh god i’m gonna be a meme.”

Your boyfriend reminds me of my husband. We’ve been together for 9 1/2 years, married for 7.

You keep him. You keep him and you never let him go.

Apparently my boyfriend is the love child of Anton Chekhov and Harry Styles

The people have spoken

My hand slipped.

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The Nice-Guy-McSandwhich-Meme, use it, please:

Here’s your meme

Oh my god I love you guys so much

Posted 1 day ago

chucklestheboywonder:

WHY DOES THIS MAKE ME SO HAPPY EVERYTIME I SEE IT

(Source: mothersnewsofficial)

Posted 1 day ago

sagihairius:

cosplaying

pros: cons

cons: pros

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catlynvarulv:

ishitrainb0ws:

crusingaltitude:

lolthatsme:

VIEW GALLERY [x] 

Because everyone loves food. Is your life consumed by food too? How many can you relate to?

The truth that is this post.

the last one tho …

omg the last one 

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illusionsarearoundme:

I love how we’ve all slowly grown up to be replicas of the antagonists in the TV shows we watched:

Squidward

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Plankton

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Vicky

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Deedee

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Megan

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And of course, Moseby

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(Source: noussommeseternal)

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itsbrittanybiiitch:

Shots fired

(Source: stewarter)

Posted 1 day ago

ratchet-jean:

ratchet-jean:

 um.

stop reblogging this

Posted 1 day ago

badwolf405:

bemusedlybespectacled:

cagdahl:

bethifer:

seesyourlies:

andythanfiction:

It has come to my attention that there are fully legal adults who are not familiar with this, who do not know what to do when they hear it, and indeed, were born after it came out.  

This is unacceptable.

It is irrevocably tattooed into the brain of anyone vaguely associated with Western culture who was old enough to form cognizant memories in the mid 90s.  And yes, we can all do the dance.  I guarantee you Dean Winchester can do the dance.  Bobby can do the dance.  Sherlock can do the dance.  Tony Stark has made sure all his robots can do the dance.  

And all of you over the age of 25 already know what it is before you press play.

I REMEMBER THIS.

My Brain: This better not be what I think it’s gonna be.
It: *is what I thought it was going to be*
Me: *throws things out the window* 

There are people who don’t know this song??

HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW HOW TO DO THE DANCE

Wait a minute- SOME PEOPLE DONT KNOW THIS?????????

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lenienna:

*sees spoiler warning for a thing i like* oh no *reads it anyway* shit i’ve been spoiled